September 2004

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LOST & FOUND:

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FOUND:  Noreen, I've found my love for you. It is in Room 214 of the Nestle Inn.  Let me share it with you. Meet me Tuesday, at noon.  -- Randy.

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LOST:  Your mind! You've lost your mind, Randy. Are you a complete idiot? I'm the Sheriff's wife, for gosh sakes. I can't be meeting you in public like that. It's bad enough we've been sneaking around my husband's back the way we have. Wait a minute. Did I just write that out loud. Hey! You guys at the Clam City News can edit that part out can't you? Can't you? -- Noreen Driver
. -- Oh, and don't print my name, either.